Sunday, March 31, 2013

Not for Prime Time

Good Night and Happy Easter.

Forgive Me

Box of Bunnies

Hare with Pussy Willow

Soft Boiled

Pastel Patterns

Green Rabbit

Geometric Eggs

Grape Hyacinth

Snow Bunny

Onionskin Eggs

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Onion Horoscope

  • Aries Once the laughter dies down, the party favors are put away, and the monkeys led back inside their cages, you’ll finally be given a chance to explain your side of the story.
  • Taurus It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what’s been wrong with you lately. That, sadly enough, takes three rocket scientists.
  • Gemini There’s nothing a woman remembers more vividly and completely than her very own wedding day, which for you means going straight to Plan B.
  • Cancer All of your boy scout training will come in handy this week when you’re forced to fight off three grown-men inside a darkened tent.
  • Leo Take a moment this week to reflect on the fleeting nature of love, loss, and life itself. This should give the stars enough time to deal with some actual, important shit for once.
  • Virgo They say there’s nothing funny about being a raging alcoholic, which is strange, as you can’t seem to keep yourself from laughing hysterically about it.
  • Libra Just when things seem to be going your way, you’ll be forced to get out of bed this week.
  • Scorpio Nobody knows your sweet old Jeremiah as well as you do, except maybe for his secret second wife, their three grown-up children, and several high-ranking officers at the CIA.
  • Sagittarius The stars foresee a great deal of wealth and success in your future, though it’s mostly just to keep themselves entertained.
  • Capricorn Your body will soon undergo a number of new and exciting changes, transforming you, little by little, into what used to once be a woman.
  • Aquarius Turns out all those sandwiches weren’t named after you, and that “Turkey With Swiss On Rye” is a rather unusual first name.
  • Pisces By the end of the week, you’ll know more about dental prostheses than you ever thought possible.
  • Table by the Window

    Happy Birthday Gloria

    "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." ~ Gloria Steinam
    March 25, 2013 ~ 79 years old

    Horseshit Allowed

    "You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you odd." ~ Flannery O'Conner

    Monday, March 25, 2013

    Which Way?

    Where you come from is gone,
    where you thought you were going to never was there,
    and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it.

    Tuesday, March 19, 2013

    Best Selling Book 1969

     "A disorder in which strongly felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme sexual longings, often of a perverse nature..."